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THE SEVERED ARM.
To HypeReview.com®, nothing says "We ain't friends no more" like a bouquet of severed arms. Looks like Charlie Beefsteak and his rag tag band of spelunking buddies are on the business end of a little revenge action...Chuck Bronson-style baby! Well, maybe more McCloud, McMillan or Rockford style. Pack the cooler cuz there won't be any commercial breaks.

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WALKING THE EDGE. Can Robert Forster handle the likes of Nancy "Supercock" Kwan? Did Joe Spinell ever wash his face? Save your ten bucks, grindhouse aficionados, this one's more miss than hit but thanks to the miracle of HypeReview® technology you can watch the trailer, which ain't half bad.

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FRIENDS WITH MONEY. Finally! A faux arthouse film we at HypeReview can relate to. Is there anything worse than having lots of friends and lots of money? HypeReview® Special Bulletin: Rich people have problems too. Oh, and Woody Allen called, he's expecting a residual check for use of the plot structure to Hannah and Her Sisters. Payment accepted in yen or young asian babysitters.

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NIGHT BEAST. Sorry John Waters, but you're not Baltimore's Finest. (Nor are you curator of All Things George Stover!). That accolade goes to Z-Grade schlockmeister Don Dohler. See what Bozo would do if he hadn't become a clown, courtesy of HypeReview.com.

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WALKING THE EDGE. Can Robert Forster handle the likes of Nancy "Supercock" Kwan? Did Joe Spinell ever wash his face? Save your ten bucks, grindhouse aficionados, this one's more miss than hit but thanks to the miracle of HypeReview® technology you can watch the trailer, which ain't half bad.

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BASIC INSTINCT. Well, it didn't take long for the brutal HypeReview® production schedule to cut into our drinking time! This one's late. But lets face it, audiences are avoiding this one like the plague! But thanks to HypeReview® technology (and it's patented "Inner Sanctum/Cinemax Plug-In," you get to see the good stuff without all that boring exposition! Welcome back to the gutter, Sharon!

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